Margot Robbie’s production company is developing a movie based on the game “Monopoly.” And you know Ryan Gosling is already growing a big bushy white mustache.

An Alberta man has been harassed with hundreds of dollars worth of pizza. Look, nobody should be harassed, but if you're going to be...

Leaked documents have revealed that Loblaws is selling butter at a 54% profit. I Can't Believe It's Legal!

Ontario rents have risen three times higher than guidelines thanks to loopholes. That story again, a-holes find loopholes to rent expensive s***holes.

New research has found that the federal government has used A.I. in nearly 300 projects and initiatives. A nice sneak peek into how our new robot overlords will also be entirely incompetent!

A new poll shows that 76% of Canadians feel that entry into the housing market is out of reach. Probably because we're all down here in basement apartments.

Economists say the loonie could fall to half the value of an American dollar. Finally! The toonie's big moment has come!

According to a new survey, grocery shopping while hungry leads to $26 in extra food purchases, or half a Loblaws rotisserie chicken.

An Alberta distillery has halted production of 4-litre jugs of vodka after a minister said they weren't responsibly priced. So here's looking forward to a more responsibly priced 4-litre jug of vodka!

Bell made a post saying that the facts have been distorted about their recent mass layoffs. Although we have no idea how, because the comments were instantly muted.

Guinness has announced that a 58-year-old grandmother has reportedly set the new women's world planking record at 4:30. Who cares what time she did it, how long did she plank?

Meals & beverages on some flights could be impacted by a potential strike involving Toronto airport service workers. On the bright side, without all that food maybe they’ll finally have a place to put your bag!

Ontario Provincial Police have advised that dogs don't count as an extra person in carpool lanes. Uh, pretty sure the saying isn't 'man's best friend except for the commute,' OPP!

A new report shows that Millennials and Gen Z intend to splurge more on groceries this year. Good idea! We haven't tried playing right into their hands yet!

The Liberal government is setting aside $2.4 billion in the upcoming budget to build capacity in artificial intelligence. How about just intelligence?

Doug Ford is directing the LCBO to go back to using single-use paper bags. He’s also insisting they bring back the “extra-chokey” plastic six-pack rings.

8.2M bags of Tide and other laundry detergents have been recalled due to a packaging defect. Which explains why yours showed up in this:

A new exhibit in Rome will put 400 historic menus on display including menus from the Titanic, the coronation of Queen Elizabeth, and the first appearance of the McRib.

Airlines say they will be unaffected by the solar eclipse, but Boeing will continue to blame their problems on Mercury in retrograde.

Happy Solar Eclipse Day! To celebrate, go overshadow someone!