Sorry I’m late I was cleaning my apartment before my cleaner arrived so she wouldn’t judge me for being a total slob

The biggest advocates for office work are people who exist in the 1930s and people who produce no tangible output so they have to be seen by other people at an office to create the illusion that they’re providing any kind of value

there should be a sports team whose mascot is an unimaginable specter of pure fear

All music is good

They should release new luxury SUV specifically for Dubai and call it the Nissan al Gaib. Thank you.

We are not shutting down again. Period. We don’t care how bad this shit gets.

Cats and humans really have a good thing going, cats get to live rent-free in our homes and in return we get to feed them and be treated like shit wait what the fuck

Wait they extended the year of sustainability into 2024?? I was ready to fuckin trash this place

How the seasons work in Dubai:

Jan - Mar: pre-Summer
Apr: wtf it's flooding
May: Summer Lite
Jun: actual Summer
Jul: surface of the Sun
Aug: cold is simply a distant memory
Sep: I wish it would flood again
Oct: pre-Winter
Nov: this is quite nice
Dec: I could get used to thi—

7th of May be with you 👁️

Obama era Macklemore: I'm super duper not gay but they should have rights

Biden era Macklemore: there should be a global intifada

The song is getting way more hate than it deserves, but I still think the Call Me Maybe version of the video is the best thing that came out of that year

Drake said you better b sharp... b sharp is literally just C ... and what is the relative minor key for C major?

A MINOOOORRRRRRRRR

Another track?! This is exhausting. No wonder they used to actually kill each other.

As a person who fluctuates wildly between alternating states of manic euphoria and solemn contemplation my pronouns are hehehe/hmmmm

That DA ad is very bad on basic concept level I think we can all agree on that, but also its execution is so so terrible it looks like a blind-folded person made it on powerpoint with their feet