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Note to self: placing a cup to capture the coffee coming out of the coffee maker makes for a better start to the morning..

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My greatest fear is being in a horrific car accident and when the paramedics find me Hey Soul Sister is on at full volume

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Favorite Movies
-Tommy Boy
-The Village
-The one with that guy
-The one where that girl does that crazy stuff with her friends, it's so funny
-Who's that actor, or wait maybe it's that other guy, no the first one
-The Prestige

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The life cycle of an unsuccessful business:

1. Under construction
2. Grand opening!
3. Temporarily closed
4. Open under new management!
5. Temporarily closed
6. Permanently closed
7. Spirit Halloween

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I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working

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John Lyon(@JohnLyonTweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time?

Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.

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I always wear a puka shell choker to a job interview. It's my subliminal way to let them know I've got a relaxed vibe and probably won't do much work.

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β€œYou need to water the plants, Steve. It wouldn’t kill you to do the dishes, either. Hell, maybe you could even take a shower today. You can’t keep living like this, man.”

β€œYou need to water the plants, Steve. It wouldn’t kill you to do the dishes, either. Hell, maybe you could even take a shower today. You can’t keep living like this, man.”
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