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πŸŽ­α‘Œα–‡α”•α‘Œα’ͺα—©πŸŽ­

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Android : My toddler was having a massive tantrum until she found a grape on the floor. She ate it, and forgot why she was crying. She was crying because she doesn't like grapes.

Android : My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup. After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup.

Android : The best way to avoid feeling crushing disappointment at your favourite sports team’s lack of success is by supporting the Cleveland Browns so it comes as no surprise.

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Android : The best way to avoid being left with the bill when dining out with friends is by not having any friends.

Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.

Android : (first date)

Him: I saw something amazing on Facebook the other day...

Me: *just gets up and leaves*