🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭
@3sunzzz
➡️https://t.co/bcvmJrVcLf Seen in Huffpost,Buzzfeed,Cheezburger,Reader's Digest and more🖋https://t.co/Wv8UFXHX67
ID:3303028623
http://twitr.buzz/3sunzzz 29-05-2015 19:09:49
152,4K Tweets
31,4K Followers
10,3K Following
Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.Lady Lawya
@Parkerlawyer
divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwguRodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlvDadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburTrey
@treydayway
*Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1XBöb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke
Chicago Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbolAnnie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO
Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4Just Bill
@WilliamAder
I'll be here all weak.Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFire
Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdishTony P.
@Tbone7219
Dan Regan
@DanRegan_Comedy
Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVphBoyd's Backyard™
@TheBoydP
I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •Stabbatha Christy
@LoveNLunchmeat
murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmoyour other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4PwKellalena
@topaz_kell
Make me laugh & I’ll love you foreverBenny 'Bluesky' Rollins
@citizenkawala
Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrctMcDad
@mcdadstuff
I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here ⬇️I Hide From My Kids
@IHideFromMyKids
freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇Rick Aaron
@RickAaron
The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸'𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 🍁
@BrickMahoney
Look lady, I'm just here for the cat gifs𝙴𝚗𝚗𝚞𝚒 𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚗
@blueeyesgreene
let's get out of here ☁️: https://t.co/FXCn4TBLu7 more tweets @ link ⤵️Birdie Girl
@BirdiePanda
space-based human menagerieBe Kind Of Witty
@bekindofwitty
Mom life - Humor | Tweets: https://t.co/bBqGN7N1hIHauntedTrishHeap 🇵🇸
@trishimal25
Reply girl featured on the Wheat Thins FB page. I usually tweet nonsense, but nonsense can wait. Free Palestine 🇵🇸Rob 🚀
@RJSzczerba
Rocket Scientist 🚀 turned CEO; Senior Fellow @LockheedMartin; @NotreDame PhD; Wrote cool stuff @Forbes & Proud Autism Dad!Dad Set Against
@DadSetAgainst
Outnumbered, dad tired, dead set on seeing the comedy in it all. Featured on @TheDad @Buzzfeed @BoredPanda @TODAYshow @huffpostparents @theFunnyTweeterTori
@ToriTheMom
Wild UnicornKJ
@IDontSpeakWhine
Just a mom trying to stay sane one day at a time with 2 teens and a silly dog!@AlexNevilAgain
@AlexNevilAgain
I am Elon Musk. You don’t need to parody me. I’m obviously perfectly capable of doing it myself.Super Happy Fun Sarah 🇺🇦
@sarahlwalks
She dreams in color, she dreams in red | All opinions stolen from smarter people | Exotic ~ Erotic ~ Psychotic ~ Psychotropic | She/Her | Never tell me the oddsMike Miller
@popartcartoonz
Nerd. Gym rat. Hobby artist. // IG: https://t.co/kXZnaT0nCNnatalayhehoo
@highprobably1
This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for lifeBen Boven
@benboven1
I write romantic comedies and apocalypse stories featuring the tiny house lifestyle. If that sounds cool, you're weird and I want to meet you.Sandy
@sandyconnolly
Wife, Mother, #Jeeps are fun :-), the #chickens have taken over & #CreativeWoodworking is happening!! @CreativeWoodVT #MadeInVermont #WindsorVT #VermontTimTam🍫
@CandymanTimTam
Twitters favorite candy bar 🍫. (he/him) as seen on Today. com (hit the link ➡️) https://t.co/bKRAbwFu6DMy Life Is The Pitts Family
@LifePitts
Super awkward, like with a cape. Surprising amount of kids for someone who couldn't keep Tamagotchis alive.Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Turkeys 🦃🦃
@QueenVofCoffee
DM Room cheerleader & typo goddess. 56% funny. TH: @Conchvegas1 . Avi by ToonMe. Header: @dimplesticks. https://t.co/dRgjRopfudCoach Rusty
@rusty_coach
LMAO WHY ARE YOU STILL HERELate to the party Laura
@ericamorecambe
I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early. On IG with same name. Also https://t.co/JnR26LsGSQA Dad Influence
@gbergan
Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My posts here ⬇️baby smith
@itsBABYSMITH
i have a penchant for the word penchantA Bearer Of Dad News
@HomeWithPeanut
Perpetually tired smartass dad of 2@itssherifield
@itssherifield
Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfKJason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.Daddy Go Fish
@daddygofish
Warning: alcohol leads to kids leads to lots more alcohol.Steel💀Bams™🥓🧀🏈👑❤️🔥🕷
@TimberBams
ɪ 💖 @whatyadrinking_ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʙʀɪsᴋᴇᴛ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴍᴀsǫᴜᴇʀᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀs ᴀ ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜ,ᴄʜɪᴇғs,ʀᴏʏᴀʟs,ᴏsᴜ & ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs ғᴀɴ ♡Ⓜ️isterD
@MisterD78UK
This is a page of silly and fun, please don't take it seriously, you'll just be wasting your own time.Kylo Ken
@starwarsstanboy
Lightsaber smith.Nerd. Gamer. Dobie dad. Cosplay. Artist.Stage 4 cancer/BMT survivor. Allergic to your cat. Kings/Yankees/Broncos #starwarsKevin The Dad
@kevinthedad
Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!Quarantined Anders
@andersjazz
True Twitter genius providing everything you could ever need for a lavish Twitter experience.3 Wild Rainbows
@wildrainbow2
mom to 3 rainbows and 6 angels. I'm totally winning at life, kinda.Jared Tullos
@JaredATullos
I am the undisputed Grand Master of Hyperbole.Deb
@BadMommy4U
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss & I really don’t read DM’s. Suffering through diagnosis by elimination.Killjöy 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@TheRealPhalguy
Just an old fucker. Pronouns are He/HimJohnny James Riggs 🥀
@JohnnyRiggs9
If life is a joke, death is the punchline - Amigo the Devil | Buried in @januaryjames’s backyard 🪦Claire Connelly
@_ClaireConnelly
Freelance researcher and journalist focused on economics and policy. Views strictly my own. Wash your hands. Bylines @SatPaper, @TheMonthly, @Crikey_NewsAllie
@wh33lz81
Gaming and Cosplay are my jams! Singer, streamer, cripple, smack talker. https://t.co/Ch6ewxwMBgMad Hatter Mommy!!!
@MadHatterMommy
sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsndToby
@tobestewart
If my tweets look familiar it's because of the alphabet https://t.co/2EQmSWJ9Q4 https://t.co/WMj4oQzMFD𝙍𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣On✌️❤️🇺🇸🏹
@Rollinon31s
Lover of Life!! 🔥 Spirit, Mother Nature, hidden foodie. Be kind ✌️🤍 https://t.co/BCquYB4yJpWhoozahTwittahYuzah
@TwittahYoozah
Reader/writer/lover/fighter. Over-thinker, ass-kicking ingenue, Oxford comma enthusiast, USN-trained pottymouth. @MothraStewart0 's girlfriend & getaway driverBlue Berrymore
@BBerrymore
Sarcasm and Anxiety.DonutHawk
@StruggleDisplay
My bio doesn’t exist just like my interest in anything Mark Wahlberg.Son of Dad
@Thuggedraccoon
Still an aspiring retiree. https://t.co/K55MVLQkJwHe's Back And He's Schmucktacular!
@SchmuckOnAHorse
Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash.Basic AF
@basic_afbitch
i used to love her, but i had to kill her