45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade(@45thabsurdist) 's Twitter Profileg
45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade

@45thabsurdist

mostly retweets and shitposts until the next uprising. https://t.co/Zc4by3tykp. Who put all this order here? @IWWFJU members, Golden Apple Corps.

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Puff the Magic Hater(@MsKellyMHayes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a five-alarm fire. This would have kept Civil Rights protesters in jail. It also would have prevented the incredible work bail funds have done over the last decade and the work many of you did with us with . Expect this to be replicated in other states.

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45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade(@45thabsurdist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“These laws have nothing to do with safety or justice and are an open attack on mutual aid and community care.”

atlpresscollective.com/2024/02/01/geo…

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45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade(@45thabsurdist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

for all that Portland Public Schools & Guadalupe Guerrero try to paint the ongoing Portland Teacher's Strike as disruptive of student learning, it's pretty wild that they've dragged down this process by going *whole days* without submitting written proposals.
pdxteachers.org/bargaining

for all that @PPSConnect & @Super_GGuerrero try to paint the ongoing Portland Teacher's Strike as disruptive of student learning, it's pretty wild that they've dragged down this process by going *whole days* without submitting written proposals. pdxteachers.org/bargaining
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45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade(@45thabsurdist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Welp. think we’re done here.

Y’all, it’s been real. And by Real, I mean a malignant vortex of weaponized unreality.

This was never a place of honor. Nothing esteemed or valued is here.
Go find real people in the real world and do things that matter before it’s too late plz.

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Public Record And Data Archives(@PRADAPDX) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you have any info on who 'LAW TMR, LLC' is or why they should get $2,000,000+ from the city to give legal advice on pollution...
let us know.

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1924 Live(@100YearsAgoLive) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A man in Park City, Utah, dreams that he is living in the year 2023, and that in the future people go on strike because they only make $125/day, and eggs cost $10/dozen.

A man in Park City, Utah, dreams that he is living in the year 2023, and that in the future people go on strike because they only make $125/day, and eggs cost $10/dozen.
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Anosognosiogenesis(@pookleblinky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Death: My name is Death, cannot you see?
Lords, Dukes and Ladies bow down to me.

Humans, for all of history: no see look at how much money I have, this must be a mistake

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Anosognosiogenesis(@pookleblinky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In Judaism, one of the 613 commandments is the mitzvah of nichum avelim, comforting mourners.

Just like there is a specific commandment to tell a bride she is beautiful, there's one about comforting and consoling mourners.

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A PPB officer 'never saw Clark-Johnson with a gun but was concerned that if Clark-Johnson 'gets to cover, he can shoot at us.''

Police kill on hypotheticals.
oregonlive.com/crime/2023/09/…

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