finally living my dreams covering the nfl draft! always follow your dreams and you too can cover the draft at a random fan party

keep retweeting me because it gets me sponsors and gets me paid! jk im full of shit and you guys bullying jimmy g on here is bad for my mentals so time to take a break ✌🏻

if george kittle gets 69😏 receiving yards, 2 td’s, 2 funny faces at the camera, and a 🥞 block today i will tattoo “oh hey there” in a ring around my asshole and totes jump into the ocean!!

rawr xD ^.^

“bruh, it’s a cheeky lil vid to basically say i could never pick a seahawk over a niner based on my team allegiance. pls don’t mansplain football to me lol”

my fall plans: delta variant:

i love deep balls. thats the most player analysis i can do but stand by for my next diary entry

sooooooo happy all pro fred is gonna be here with the strong D 😏 for years to come 😏

signing off this sh*tty app that i pretend doesnt bother me but really does for the weekend & will be here instead. protect your mentals & go play outside cuz a lil beach goes a long way. trust me 🏝✌🏽(dont worry ill make sure to take skimpy bikini pics to post lolz)

just block the haters to protect your mentals

Why’d you give your number to me in the first place and offer to fly down? I thought you like, had a boyfriend? @cryssysfantasy 💫💫💫

So Cryssy used 2 call me blacked out crying about how’s she’s 30-ish & her bf won’t ever propose 2 her & she wants 2 come thru the border & see me. We r about 90miles apart. She said she wouldnt wear bikini bottoms in my hot tub lol. I declined. I have receipt 🧾 @cryssysfantasy

Oh my mentals are really bothering me today. Here’s a bikini shot of my ass tattoo

Seriously tho. Take me super serious as a writer and back off my mentals. Here’s a bikini shot to hold you over until I turn on you. 💫💫💫 @cryssysfantasy

“I’m going to call you 38 times I just have to wait until my bf goes to work he don’t like it”

happy 4th of july weekend to my american neighbors down south!!

Just go ahead & change your username again. You wonder why the #49ers community got sick of u? Disloyalty. Lies. Verifiable lies. Fake shit. U could’ve just called. But every time u whine from here on out I’m telling a true story. & I have a year’s worth of stories. 💫💫💫

lol good timez