I don't even drink but I wanna get alcohol poisoning in Tokyo with my gf someday

It's my favorite song ever guys come look

Like this if you ever put my music in ur set

Mfs really out here paying ghost writers to make everything for them while they fly first class meanwhile ur local riddim producer is sucking dick for bus fair then walking home fr

I will play a gig this year even if it's just in front of 3 people I'm gonna make it happen

Were doing 'Sunday service' at home today

ITS CLEAR WHO DRAKE’S MOLE IS, ITS THIS DUDE RIGHT HERE DROPPING THE DETAILS FOR KENDRICK

9/10 dubstep producers are actually not forklift certified you have been warned

*cough cough*

Massive big huge XXL announcement coming soon, it's really ginormous and quite frankly the announcement of the century posibilly even all time. Penis

I may be a big bad choon wheeler that stands on the CDJ with all my weight while I scream 'rectal fluid' into the mic but at least I don't spin with r**ists and predators

I may never take my releases that serious and mix them with my eyes closed but at least I'm not shilling out sample packs that include already made splice samples and getting dj Khaled to master my music

I may have lots of sex with beautiful women and men (mostly ur dad) but at least I'm not at fests groping women without concent *cough cough*

I may evade my taxes and speed up through a school zone but least my alias doesn't have a slur in it

Guaranteed if you met some of these people you've been idolizing irl you'd be embarrassed af rn to be dick riding

Gonna sell my kidney on the black market so I can afford to go a fest this year

Bug trap? I call this a good Saturday night

Why isn't peanut butter called nut sauce