Hannukwanzichrystimus Branesample, uti ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ(@ABranesample) 's Twitter Profileg
Hannukwanzichrystimus Branesample, uti ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@ABranesample

My dogs are adopted but, they're not RANDOM mutts.

They're sourced from the most reputable municipal collection of strays- nearest to me- when I want a new 1.

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Can you not see the 'abject terror' in the eyes of these pathetic muttz?!!
The desperation OOZES from their Sarah McLaughlinized expressions that I created by appearing flagrante as I snapped the pic.

Can you not see the 'abject terror' in the eyes of these pathetic muttz?!! The desperation OOZES from their Sarah McLaughlinized expressions that I created by appearing flagrante as I snapped the pic.
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Hannukwanzichrystimus Branesample, uti ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ(@ABranesample) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Have you ever pushed anyone into the intersection of Humiliation Street and something that they'll say never happened?
Me neither.

Nuh-UH!

No you haven't!!!

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Hannukwanzichrystimus Branesample, uti ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ(@ABranesample) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'I could feel my credit score going up while I listened to (this).'
Hep hint #23: Nobody gets jazz creds in the 2020's.
Pot's 'too legal.'
youtu.be/MA-QGZo56mc?siโ€ฆ

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This is Eddie. He's about 6 yrs old.
He's been 'my dog' for a little over 4 yrs, now.
My dog Shorty raised him from the obviously-abused & confined buddy we'd just adopted. (It took her 2 wks to give her 'OK'.)
(Cousin) Eddie shares nothing but ๐Ÿฅฐ to all the humans.
Even after

This is Eddie. He's about 6 yrs old. He's been 'my dog' for a little over 4 yrs, now. My dog Shorty raised him from the obviously-abused & confined buddy we'd just adopted. (It took her 2 wks to give her 'OK'.) (Cousin) Eddie shares nothing but ๐Ÿฅฐ to all the humans. Even after
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