just had an earthquake. only in new york

The best part of this number is that the chair is on stage from the very start as you enter, with a blanket covering where her face is. Music starts, there’s no Sasha, we’re a little confused. Then an assistant whips the blanket away & the audience goes nuts. It’s fun!

what people on twitter want nyt connections to be

Oh! They’re fighting!

Shoutout to Kyle who is not useless, not many can say the same

Regathering my infinity stones that were unjustly taken from me…

Why does this look like taylor swift playing the piano at the eras tour

I told my barber about my family history of male baldness & that I was afraid of losing my hair…tell me why this man grabbed fistfuls of it, forcefully yanked it back & forth in every direction for several seconds, & then said “nah, seems strong to me”…why would he do that 😭

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Winter 2024 draft dump

“This is one of my favorites” okay well then maybe you should’ve put it on the setlist Taylor :/