Unreal 👏🏽

Just win three more games this season... today, Coventry and the final. Not arsed if we lose the rest. #mufc

I've seen enough. Start him tomorrow.

'Surgery at the open heart.'
#mufc

This 👇🏽

Utterly disgusting

Just walked past Jarvis Cocker outside the Nag's in Edale and despite him being one of few people I'd ask for a photo with, I bottled it. #Pulp

So here's me at the top of Kinder Scout instead.

Still buzzing. One for the ages. #mufc

- don't control games
- can't score from set pieces
- can't defend set pieces
- no patterns of play
- rely on counter attacks like an underdog
- wide open / easy to play against
- players look unfit
- poor body language of various players

What is Ten Hag doing well? #mufc

Go see the lads outside (not me), and grab a copy of United We Stand for £3.

Football fanzines are an integral part of the culture, and need supporting at all clubs #mufc

FOOTBALL ERITAGE

Our standards have dropped so immeasurably that we're now lauding average players for a one-two.

Worst sub since Powell for Mata.

Defended like dicks all season and now we've got Willy and Jonny at the back... #mufc

Look at the difference between the two passing network plots. So much more compactness in the Newcastle one, doesn’t only help in possession to generate sequences, but also makes it easier to break up attacks via a stronger rest defence with the spaces between players much…

Honestly just want to watch a team that gives everything. Yet we get another shamefully predictable surrender. Rip it all up and start again... Owners, manager, players, the lot. #mufc

From the under-8s to the first team -

Tonight, Kobbie Mainoo showed that with hard work, dedication, belief, patience and talent (of course) - there's a genuine pathway to success at the club.

Those within Carrington's ranks can take inspiration from his journey so far.

Not been watching but saw this clip and it's riled me up. Yes she seems to have had some awful personal grief, but there's only one person being disrespectful here.