Pretty good

My first ever stand up special is now available to stream on YouTube. It’s about eggs, my granddad, and dealing with your boyfriend being diagnosed with short term memory loss. If you like it, it would mean the world if you shared it around.

youtu.be/I2HZrU_O5Fw?fe…

Folks, I need to borrow $15,000

North Singaporean Black Magi

The Classic in Auckland. 7pm tonight

It may have been him in his true form.

A great thread of someone discovering Fleetwood Mac, so here's an excuse to post the best Fleetwood Mac joke that's ever been put to screen.

So.... 'chess'?

Was Jesus a nepo baby

When does the Commodore 65 come out?

Unholy shit!
Sorry for saying that at Easter.

Ahem... which was a cover of an Al Green song

Jemaine Clement Jemaine, I'm a HUGE FAN. Today's the anniversary of my epilepsy & when I was put on life support. I was born with brittle bones & I've had 200+ fractures. I'm $20k+ in debt & NEED help. My GoFundMe is here gofundme.com/f/help-with-re…

Ivan, you can only spell your own name because it has four letters. Parents probably took one look at you and said 'let's give him an easy one'.

And this is my second

Hello please qrt with an art you are proud of 😌

Is Twitter usage is low enough now that one person can make something trend by themselves?

Someone called the transport authority to complain about the license plate KAREN being offensive, thereby becoming the Karen.