You cut your hair, stop talking about how you miss it IDGAF

I wonder if the homies miss me

Another day in the crib staring at the ceiling

She left me for a guy that uses the “🥺” emoji

Jobs calling back two months later asking if I still want the job, bro I’ve been stealing for two months now

I think I am the problem

Remembering Getting a
your dream text back
🤝
Never going to happen

The only thing I’m fucking is tired at this point

Card declined at therapy and they start telling me I’m worthless

Me flirting: when did it all go wrong?

She said “you’re her world” but she’s Thanos, focus on yourself bro

“I did a thing” bitch all you did was dye a strand of hair

Android users 🤝 Doctors
Hating apple

If you ugly stop fishing for compliments cos Imma just say it how it is

Male birth control exists, and it’s using the “🙈” emoji