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ANTIFAldo

@ANTIFAldo

Golf. Arkansas football nihilism. Cutco knives.

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calendar_today07-11-2018 15:31:54

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you can go cruise the Rhine with up to 298 like-minded* travelers

(*please don’t ask us to give further detail on what “like-minded” means)

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Kuchar tipping scandal, DJ hitting “the best shot he’s ever seen,” now this false equivalence between the respective ad loads on podcasts (minimal, skippable) vs. golf broadcasts (cartoonish, ever-present).

The Tour goes to Hawaii and Brandel starts wildin, every year.

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(1) Weekly call-in show.
(2) “There’s been a fan revolt over your recent offensive coordinator hire, how do you wish to proceed?”
(3) You’re able to create a burner account on Hogville to defend your coaching decisions.

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as in college football, getting enough points to win while in Iowa is not a significant predictor of national success

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this is ephemeral, but it feels like Washington’s receivers have snatched up every single off-target ball

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the rose bowl doesn’t matter to a majority of college football fans

it’s just two conferences sniffing their own farts, one of which is dead, the other of which killed the first one

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making us play the second playoff game at 8:00 PM (God’s time) and forcing everyone to stay up until probably midnight is yet another reason why we should accost the Rose Bowl and take it to The Hague

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