I have a go-to bathroom stall at my new job… but I don’t really like it because the auto flush is glitchy… but I can’t just choose another go-to stall since I’ve already committed to this one in my head and I don’t want to hurt its feelings…

What diagnosis is this?? 😅😅

Nothing turns my mood around for the better like a good caesar salad (just girly things)

Man I love cats

My theory on this is that millenials are the first generation to see 'acting like an adult' for the social performance that it is, and instead opted to continue enjoying what we like or speaking however tf we please etc. Just bc you hit an age doesn't mean you stop having fun.

Over/under on how long it’ll take before a new colleague sends me one of my own tweets not knowing it’s me?

My niece is one year old today 🥹🥹

✨healing is never linear✨

New office 😚

Hey MLB they’re getting worse I’m begging you please stop

Don’t look directly at me today either.

The life of an introvert really just boils down to working up the energy to act like an extrovert, until you can go home and be comfortably introverted.

First day at my new firm 🥳🥳

My one-month subscription renewal to Apple Music correlates precisely with Taylor Swift album releases