You smoked salmon and then ate seven bars of Aldi chocolate

We declared Aaron Twitchen should be a bigger artist

(but the industry is a locked door and the key is only given to one gay man at a time

Taylor Swift is that girl who hands in her homework a week early and then gives the teacher another essay she wrote about Lorca’s other plays “just because she loved it”

Can we hold politicians to the same standard people are holding drag queens to?

Sat in Sheffield student union, before a gig, hoping to god I look like a mature not a perve 😬

Where all my RELATIONSHIP OPTIMIST at?

I feel like we all have that one friend who totally falls for any guys shit. Well, that friend is me 😅

If that’s you… oh boy, have I got a show you’ll like. Previewing my new show HIMBO in May at Brighton and Cambridge

Congratulations!!!!! So excited for you 👏

Just done a book promo radio interview, attempted to style myself as a SERIOUS AUTHOR, and it wasn’t until after that a friend said

“Hello, Wednesday Adam’s” 🤦🏼‍♀️

✨ONE WEEK✨UNTIL MORE HILARITY FOR HOUSING JUSTICE at The Jago !✨

⚡️Come help my friend and her kid not be homeless and build more ethical, collectively owned homes for everyone⚡️

✨ Last show sold out completely! 🎟️ book here: outsavvy.com/event/18836/ho…

Friend has recommended I change my book title to “10 years to save the vest”

Promoting a book at the same time as Liz truss is the greatest gift I have ever received 🙏🏻

This week (smoking): children should be given the freedom to choose. They can protect themselves

Last week (trans rights): children up to 25 years old should not be given the freedom to choose. We must protect them from themselves

SWIPE FOR CITIES/DATES

I’ll be gigging (and selling hardback copies of the book) at all of these gorgeous places

Tickets for solo shows (Cambridge & Brighton) available on my humbly titled website 😘

SWIPE FOR CITIES/DATES

I’ll be gigging (and selling hardback copies of the book) at all of these gorgeous places

Tickets for solo shows (Cambridge & Brighton) available on my humbly titled website 😘

When is straight pride……

Then, apparently

I am SUCH a serious author I am ALMOST wearing sleeves ☀️