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Acadia Einstein

@Acadia

He/him. I podcast on https://t.co/RhwskJ3Y8F and https://t.co/3kyZiSrIjv - I dig horror, comedy and dicking around on Twitter.

I also made https://t.co/8Eb3rzjTlB so yay

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How cool is it that the entire crushed rock industry started with someone looking at a rock and thinking: 'Well that is perfect but it's just too big.'

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I just watched some Oakley wearing dipshit with an F-150 do a 17 point turn trying to get out of his parking spot at Lowe's.

He had two little plants in the bed.

We, as a species, deserve to be shot into the fucking sun.

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IF ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA BE MAKING MILLIONS ON YOUTUBE AS 'ESSAYISTS' THEN PRONOUNCE 'VEHEMENT' CORRECTLY.

Not: vuh-HEM-ent
Not: vuh-HEEM-ent

It's VEE-uh-muhnt

Seriously. I have heard it from five different people in the last week. Get your shit together. Fuck.

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Hello Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just me checking in wondering what would happen if you could not buy anything at Wal-Mart unless you bought a weird amount of WallyWogs that you cannot turn back into regular money.

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Hey Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can you submit a bill forcing video game companies to sell things for real money instead of their stupid....ass bucks or whatever it is?

If they are not ashamed of their prices, they should be able to slap them on their cosmetics and emotes, etc, yeah?

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The restaurant sorting system you need, especially when someone says they don't know what they want.

Yes, I know McD's has salads, etc. stfu you know what I mean.

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If you knew GOATSE stood for: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone, like this post.

If you didn't know, share it!

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I would like us to solve the big problems in America so that I can focus people's attention on doing something about people who say 'you're welcome' before you can say thank you.

I realize they are low on the list but I hope we can get there.

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