@Accio_Library
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calendar_today18-11-2016 06:35:40
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1 week ago
Might fuck around and reply 'that sounds like a you problem' to every work email today.
After lunch, the rest of the work day just unnecessary
saying 'it's okay' instead of throwing a chair on them
The sexual tension between me and getting the fuck outta here.
2 weeks ago
Can the men throw the tea in the harbor again or something im tired of paying taxes
before buying something online, ask yourself: do I want to get an email from this company for the rest of my life?
me, in a new city after one sip of coffee: “I could live here”
we’re letting dogs into too many establishments
The Ford Bronco marketing team has a chance to do the best throwback Thursday video of all time.
A movie can have the most messed up content and plot and Mexican grandparents be like “Que pelicula bonita”
When new parents tell me their baby's dimensions what exactly am I supposed to do with this information?
fucked up in the crib watching bob l’éponge
So many times throughout the day I feel like that Ben Affleck smoking meme.
sometimes i daydream about being the unemployed friend at 3pm
Twitter during that Bronco chase would have been gold
me: “never again”also me: *agains*
i whisper “the fuck” to myself at least 10 times a day