The good thing about all these College Protesters in tents is that they are making people from LA feel like they are right at home.

My friend said “If Abe Lincoln was alive today he’d be devastated!” I said “Yes and very tired…he’d be 230 years old.”

Have you considered that maybe he saw some gay shit in the audience

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Naples, Florida! May 3rd-5th I’m Headlining Off The Hook Comedy Club. Come thru.

He lied on his resume but got the job anyway..🐶🐾😅

It’s crazy to think Michael Cohen is now prosecuting Trump and Michael Avennati is defending him but everybody always switches positions in a Stormy Daniels movie.

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Trump is on Trial for giving Hush Money to a Porn Star and the first witness is a guy named Pecker. We are living in interesting times.

There’s a new Dating App for Atheists. It’s unbelievable.

Terrorists just closed down an American college. Think about that.

Tonight I am on this dope free comedy show at The Dime ® at 8pm! Come through!

Claremont, California! This Thursday I’m Headlining Mozwell, Claremont. Come thru.

You know you’re crazy when you make Alec Baldwin seem chill.

Get a life, Crackhead.

the gaza protesters are so fucking awful and annoying that it made me feel bad for *alec baldwin* here

Say what you want about Alec Baldwin… This person harassing him is an a-hole. Twitter is bad enough, to actually have clout chasing scum screaming at you in real life? I’d flip out too… leave people alone

Listen to Shai Davidai, professor at Columbia University, at Central Park right now, about Hamas taking over the university 👇

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