Also I’m not blaming Tik Tok for Jack shit.

I’m blaming you for being a drooling fast-fact consumer that can’t read.

No because every excuse has been based on demonstrably disprovable statements and a embarrassingly overvalued sense of self-worth

You’re still here you fucking adolescent gnat? Clearly you’ve never known the warm touch of a tolerant person.

Hey man, you’re the one that has to tell your next date how you support the government owning her snatch.

No one likes to be in your company, do they?

I have facts but to present them is to respect their position enough to debate (the kids call it “platforming”)

These are nothing more then bed-wetters with hair around their genitals. Desperate to demonstrate agency in a world that doesn’t need nor particularly want them.

I don’t give a shit. You just seem like fucking dick and I hope you get hurt someday.

You’re over 18 so you get to do whatever the fuck you want with your vote. I’m just letting you know that if you get violated by your neighbors dog and walk funny for the rest of your low-syllable count life, I won’t give a shit.

It’s so cute how young people watch Tik Tok and then speak like they know the words coming out of their mouths.

You should write for Polygon.

Hey kids. Fucking have at this Russian plant. I need to go shower and prepare myself for a day of not talking to entitled shits.

See, I’m a fucking adult so I’m not refusing my vote because he’s supporting a toxic demographic.

nytimes.com/2024/04/12/us/…

Alright heading to bed, sweet dreams everyone. Except you young people, y’alls a bunch of fucking idiots.

you could've asked your mom about why i was never there for breakfast.

There’s been a lot of opining about this young person but I want to add that I just hope something truly horrible happens to her regardless of the election outcome because that what she wants for many.

Really proud I married a Hastings graduate today.

Fuck you. Fuck you and fuck you.

I’m not your fucking money you underachieving prick.

Trolls drenched in certitude.

Jesus you young people are exquisitely stupid this morning.

Imagine graduating from Bolt and you still don’t fucking understand how the 1st amendment works.