My D&D group:

Me: Provides story
Bryan: Provides chaos
Dan: Provides chaos
Blake: Provides chaos
Deb: Provides chaos
Aaron: Provides chaos

Perfectly balanced. Wouldn’t change a thing.

#DMlife

BREAKING: Biden administration just announced Harriett Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

That's the second horrible racist president Biden has replaced in less than a week.

good riddance, you failed fascist fuck

Lots of jokes about the My Pillow guy but ask yourself this: does anyone know who Biden’s pillow guy is? we’re about to have a president who has no advisors from the pillow industry, let that sink in

It is time for the leaders of this country to invoke the 25th Amendment. Isn’t it obvious? Today has made me sad with disbelief with what is happening in my country, a country that has inspired my songs of hope and love.

I love this guy!

Hey America! Welcome back. I’ve really missed you.

They obviously only heard the words “chosen whites”.

Go fucking vote!

#2020Elections
#EndTheChaos
#BidenHarris2020ToSaveAmerica

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Why am I watching a tiny-hands toddler shouting made up statistics and racist bullshit?

How the fuck did we get here?

#Debates2020

Why the fuck does he stand like that? I hope they reinforced that podium!
#Debates2020

Beautiful healthcare! With long legs and big tits!! Biden wants to steal your wallet and punch your mom!!
#Debates2020
#TrumpLies

Cut the fucking mic!!!!
#Debates2020

Keep on beating that dead horse Donnie!!

#Debates2020

He’s admitting to the bank account that he just said never existed.

#Debates2020
#KeeptheLiesStraight

It’s not a phony witch hunt if you’re impeached for it!
#Debates2020

It appears that Donnie 2 Scoops is trying the “I’m rubber and you’re glue” defense.

#Debates2020