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SATIRE: Pacific Press Releases “50 Shades of Gray - Acceptable Church Hair”

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SATIRE: Trump Promises to Build Wall Around Adventist Subdivision in Heaven

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Satire: Adventists Reminded Not to Bring Burnt Offerings to Potluck

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SATIRE: Clapping Sound Heard From Rocks as Adventist Leaders Ban Church Applause

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Adventists Rescued as Practice Run For the Hills Goes Wrong

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SATIRE: Raising Hands In Worship Identified As Unpardonable Sin

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Global “Pray for Hotter Men in Church Sabbath” Announced

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Satire: GC Mistakenly Sends Out Second Coming Alert

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Congregation Faces Existential Crisis as Pastor Transcends Noon Sermon Limit

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