Don't really get the TikTok thing. Even if it is some sort of evil spying masterplan all they've learned is that our kids are fucking annoying too.

The Tories are just practicing being in Opposition now.

He had me at “Don’t take my word for it…”

You should refuse to play. Go on stri…actually forget that.

This is some quality trolling….

I hope Charlie Brooker is getting royalties from this tribute act.

Anything that can be spun as remotely positive is claimed as part of “the plan”, anything negative is the fault of the woke left wing elites blocking “the plan”.

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'People go on about his personal life, but Peter was one hell of a lorry driver.'

All March’s brave chemtrail spotters seem to have shamed the global government into giving us a spray-free day.

If you live in Alwoodley, you may have received a leaflet from Councillor Neil Buckley – the Conservative candidate in the upcoming Local Elections.

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I’m not sure that behaving like you’re already the opposition is the most sophisticated piece of politics.

“We’re holding this government-in-waiting to account for all the stuff they’ll do when we lose the election…”

*Hilarious* effort from a Tory - they are as funny as they are effective at running a country/party.

The irony is that with the rats leaving their burning, sinking, plague ship this is simply credible.

Watched Dr Strangelove last night, then escaped the spring sunshine with a visit to RAF Holmpton today - Cold War command bunker 100ft below East Yorkshire. In impeccable condition, and staffed by people that used to work there.

Increasingly on guard for deepfakes, but this genuinely seems to be Rees-Mogg talking about owning a piece of the True Cross.

I mean, that’s actually peculiar, no?

There’s such a huge difference between “it might happen, it might not happen” and something being 50/50.

“No one warned me”. Apart from the numerous people asking how on Earth anyone thought digital pictures of apes would ever be worth anything…

Spot the indifference...

The “Ignorance -> disbelief -> conspiracy” is peculiarly fascinating to watch evolve. It’s got all the positive impulses of an enquiring mind, but without the ability to accept explanations beyond preconceptions.

Next: ships are too heavy to float.