Firstly. I’m not religious

Secondly. I apologise for eating peanut butter on celery

But...is that Jesus?

Ed Laugh now - but when you’re at Heaven’s Gate, a whiff of sulphur swirling from somewhere down below and St.Peter looks at you quizzically and asks “But you got the peanut butter face revelation, right?”, none of this will seem so funny...

Aidan Cook I’d be happy with the whole heaven thing but I’m starting to think it may be Barry Gibb

Ed