Mark Twain is attributed with coining the phrase “Lies, damned lies and statistics” when speaking of PM Benjamin Disraeli

What would he have said of SNP “statistics”?

“Naked political cronyism”

Says SNP’s Yousaf.

Oh the irony

I pay for my taxes, and you?! 🤔 Click the poll to tweet if you pay taxes too!

This is the welcoming, all encompassing, and loving SNP

Could you run some ship building day-release classes for Ferguson Marine?

How would SNP recognise either truth or justice?

They ditched truth long ago when Sturgeon tried to destroy Salmond and it’s never irked their conscience since

They then trashed justice in the malicious prosecution in the Rangers case and they’ve suborned justice ever since

My country is not ruled by a neighbouring country - unlike Eire, UK is not subject to the beck and call of an unelected EU Council of Ministers or 5 unelected EU Presidents

Nats take note👇

I’m a financial investment claims lawyer

I endorse this advert

St Nicola of The Mound. She’s what gave ScotGov it’s “gravitational pull” - apparently

More like a gravitational black hole

The effects of drinking on an empty head

Illegal Immigrants/asylum seekers would need to bring their own boats to get to Mull

The ferries don’t work

Why should I pay for these scroungers?

40% of working age Scots are economically inactive and not looking for work

If they can’t bother their arses to provide for themselves why should the rest of us?

Why can’t this man/woman get a date?

Off-the-wall answers only please.

Any comment FM Yousaf?

Nigerian Muslims reported to have massacred 198 Christians

Out tomorrow, the remake of Back to the Future...

Further evidence of SNP CfE illiteracy

Why is SNP’s FM giving weather updates?

Does t he know that those of us educated outwith SNP’s CfE can read and think for ourselves

The day I need advice from a failed law student cum call centre handler I’ll be sure to let him know

SNP Govt doesn’t “do” ferries

Rosyth to EU ferry didn’t make a profit before so closed. Why would it make a profit now?

Hamas (funded by Iran) invading Israel and killing 1300 doesn’t merit Humza demanding investigation by ICC

Is it Sharia law, Humza, that Israel is fair game for Muslim terrorist attack but it’s not entitled to destroy the source of that attack to prevent recurrence?