i mean thats a unique offer but i'm not hungry right now thank you

An N-95

This song is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and I’m so happy it’s a fancam now

The First Amendment only constrains state actors, Andrew.

You know who’s not a state actor? Bank of America.

You know who is? The Missouri Attorney General.

Daniel Penny?

I wish I could make this stick in people's heads, like a curse that would follow him through his life and the rest of time.

But there is no magic, curses aren't real, and there's no way to make a string of, say, eight syllables resonate through strangers' minds.

In the future, the fact that famous Holocaust denier J.K. Rowling once wrote a few books will be an obscure bit of trivia that not a lot of people know

*taps sign*

It is now accurate to say 'Holocaust denier J.K. Rowling', though please do not take this as legal advice, particularly if you live in a 'kingdom' where the constitution is twenty men called David interpreting distant childhood memories of a pantomime about the Norman conquest

JK Rowling threatens to sue anyone who rightfully calls out the things she says are anti-trans.

She can only do this in the UK where defamation laws allow people with money to chill free speech.

JK Rowling is a holocaust denier, denying trans people were targeted.

Oh no, this made me laugh too hard.

Vic Mignogna has lost. Vic Mignogna has paid. But Vic Mignogna, I regret to inform you, is back on his bullshit, reminding his fans who he wants them to blame for his fall from grace.

Why? Because Vic Mignogna cannot let it go.

To be fair I did, in fact, love it

I may not be over 30, but my grandmother’s sister was trans. I learned about her when I was 4 years old, and she had transitioned decades before I was even born. I may not have gotten the chance to meet her, but I do know that she was very known, very heard, and very loved.

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so funny to me that they went from 'garthy o'brien is an anagram for night yorb' to 'bony girth is an anagram for garthy o'brien'

Never had anything like this happen, but neodymium magnets are the thing I've ordered the most of and had never arrive, presumably because they got stuck in transit.

...if you end this tweet at 'ordered the most of', it might still be true.

Alexandra Erin | patreon.com/AlexandraErin Every muppet is AuDHD. Left to their own devices they will embody both order and chaos in unique ways.

Only when you force them to interact with each other or (god help us) external pressure is the internal distribution of Au/HD is revealed!

Tag yourself, I'm either the Chaos Muppet or the DeepBlueInk

Riz has Sklonda’s nose and eyes but Pok’s face shape…what if I cry

The pussy hat to TERF pipeline was very real, and TERFs have adopted anti-immigrant, anti-Semitic, anti-black and homophobic rhetoric. Trans exclusionary feminists were apparently very amenable to fascist radicalization, they’ve virtually abandoned mainstream feminist positions.

At the behest of the society, I provide a persuasive and cogent argument on Why the United Stayes Government should build me, Erika Ishii, a Gundam.