i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is

Not being dramatic but I am sat in my flat and heard a dog bark next door at the top of its lungs I have never wanted to meet a neighbour more.

I’m at some random bar in Blackpool and Hannah from the traitors is here like what the fuck???

2020 was wild.

Just got 2010 Dan & Phil war flash backs

Just realised I have eaten a single mini egg this year. Not one.

Wish I were dead.

Happy April Fools Day to all the men who have fumbled me. For you guys every day is Fools Day. May God smite you

some of you need to quietly admit to yourselves you’re not actually built for NYT connections

Bo Burnham is aging fast sadly

If this is a joke I’ll say sul sul forever

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Kate Middleton spotted in The Sims 2's Strangetown wearing a red strapless dress, a green pendant on a gold chain, and a black wig

This is my official plea for foster the people to come round to my house and play Call it what you want on repeat next to me while I play fifa

(I have never played and I think it would be funny)

Pete Davidson has been spotted stepping out with The Unknown from the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience