LA go see Megan Gailey talk about one of the topics she's an expert on (besides housewives and designer bags/shoes). Megan! Sports! Comedy! Go!

TONIGHT: Anthony DeVito is coming to Union Hall to let you know... 'My Dad Isn't Danny DeVito'. Join us for an evening of comedy by Anthony DeVito ✨

9:30PM Doors | 10PM Show
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Wild how so many people think the solution to the problem that billionaires are killing art is hoping for more benevolent millionaires.

My favorite bit is when I’m getting into a shared doc with someone is to say, “I’m in” in a hacker voice. You can use that!

Okay my midlife crisis is taking the form of silly tattoos and donating to abortion funds. I get my first mammogram next week and the appointment is at night. What are any of us doing? I drank during the day today.

This is infuriating! Does USC not recognize the morbid irony of offering a minor in resistance to genocide and then not allowing the schools valedictorian, who studied this, who has worked hard to earn that moment, to speak during an ongoing genocide? We've really seen it ALL

Tfw you're the #1 draft pick and one of the greatest college basketball players (male or female) of all-time and your great reward is making a middle-class salary

Woman Who’s Been On The Pill For Years Thinking About Switching To New Set Of Debilitating Side Effects bit.ly/3UjNWuT

Incredibly devastating ruling out of the Supreme Court for transgender people. The Supreme Court has allowed Idaho’s gender affirming care ban to go back into effect for everyone but the plaintiffs.

No sugar coating this one, it’s devastating for trans youth nationwide.

good.

I'm living it, but it's helpful to read this terrific piece about our crumbling industry. harpers.org/archive/2024/0…

WATCH NOW: 2024 #WritersGuildAwards host Josh Gondelman shares opening remarks live in NYC. youtube.com/watch?v=FjM6m5…

We already put all of our trash in their house, do we have to also bother whales with our dumb thoughts.

I put on a suit and told some jokes. Thank you to the WGA East for inviting me to host this year’s awards show. I’ll never forget my first reverse standing ovation. youtube.com/watch?v=FjM6m5…

If this is really going to be the hottest summer on record, it’s imperative that NYC libraries are open on Sundays because they also function as emergency cooling centers.

Tomorrow night I’m going to be a hot guy.

shut the ever living fuck up

I WILL cry at the end of EVERY episode of Top Chef.

Tennessee Is the Latest State to Try and Criminalize People for Helping Minors Get Abortion Care
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Why are stupid drinks so good? A ginger turmeric sparkling lemonade? I want to leave it money when I die it's so good.