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Bloody Hell. Kudos to Kay Burley, but this is excruciating.
Lucy Frazer is basically saying 'we've been accusing the BBC of bias for so long, surely the public must believe us by now.'
After this car crash, she needs to stop promoting govt propaganda & consider her position.

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“I will begin by saying what everybody would like to ignore or forget but which must nevertheless be stated, namely that we have sustained a total and unmitigated defeat.'

- actually Winston Churchill

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“I will begin by saying what everybody would like to ignore or forget but which must nevertheless be stated, namely that we have sustained a total and unmitigated defeat.'

- actually Winston Churchill

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Right. Just had my weekly cry at The Great The Great Pottery Throw Down Down. It really is the most heartwarming TV in a cold, cold world.
Maybe I should stop listening to the news and take up ceramics while listening to The Rest Is History in the background.

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“‘Are you feeling alright?” I asked her.

‘I feel all sleepy,’ she said.

In an hour, she was unconscious. In 12 hours, she was dead.”

- Roald Dahl on the death of his daughter, Olivia, aged 7, from measles.

The anti-vaxx movement is deadly.

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Hm. Yes Jacob. That is bad. It’s not actually clear where he showed that, but I’m sure you’re 💯% correct. And we all know that allegedly showing a dislike for the UK is MUCH worse than being a rapist.

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You can't say the Republican Party isn't a cult when Mike Pence is 'excited' to vote for the guy who tried to have him killed.

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I really would love to know what in the name of shuddering f*ck is meant to be the point of fining people with absolutely f*ck all ÂŁ2500.

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Deal of the century—the rest of the 21st century. But the so-called leaders of the free world are too cowardly and shortsighted to take it.

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Having spent 18 days wearing a wry smile and occasionally raising an eyebrow, this evening I caved in and started juggling while playing the kazoo.

I just can’t do dry January.

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Claiming to be enacting 'the will of the people' when your Premiership wasn't even the will of your own party members is not just rich, it's richer than Rishi's in-laws.

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Christ. You resigned to vote with a conscience that deserted you in the lobby a whole day later?
To very deliberately cut short a quote, ‘What a piece of work is a man.’

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FFS. The ‘Spartans’. The ‘Five Families’. They’re cosplaying wet farts who couldn’t organise a game of hopscotch.
That they’ve held the Tory Party to ransom for the last 6 years should be more embarrassing than the Rwanda plan itself. If any of them were capable of embarrassment.

FFS. The ‘Spartans’. The ‘Five Families’. They’re cosplaying wet farts who couldn’t organise a game of hopscotch. That they’ve held the Tory Party to ransom for the last 6 years should be more embarrassing than the Rwanda plan itself. If any of them were capable of embarrassment.
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Oh, well played Rwanda.👏
If they do return the money we should at least give them Suella Braverman in return.

Oh, well played Rwanda.👏 If they do return the money we should at least give them Suella Braverman in return.
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Criminal justice system (like almost everything else in this country) is in complete meltdown, & Sunak drafts in 150 judges to expedite an unworkable, illegal policy he doesn’t believe in & even his Home Secretary calls batsh*t.
What did we do to deserve these utter f*ckwits?

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Imagine being told ‘You absolutely have zero credibility’ (sic) by an anonymous account erroneously named after a Star Wars character.

Thoughts & prayers with Liz Webster at this difficult time. 🙏

Imagine being told ‘You absolutely have zero credibility’ (sic) by an anonymous account erroneously named after a Star Wars character. Thoughts & prayers with @LizWebsterSBF at this difficult time. 🙏
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