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Daft Pun

@AllanForsyth

Humour account. Don't take anything I write on here seriously, you muppet. Please don't add me to DM rooms.

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Léa(@AureliAngel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🤣🤣If the show fits, wear it.. (I was gonna ask “doggie style” but it might be misinterpreted!)

(What a GLORIOUS Sunday-guess the sky sprayers had a lay in🤣!)

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Ⓜ️isterD(@MisterD78UK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I check every yellow car I see for a transformers symbol as Im always suspicious why someone would choose such a colour so it's probably Bumblebee

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Jax ⚡️Philosopher Queen(@Diamond_Jax) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bluey referenced “mitochondria” and I immediately said to my 4yo “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” like a sleeper agent who just heard their activation phrase

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Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️(@AngryBlackLady) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's bananas that Apple has us buying a new thousand dollar phone every few years. I got my old phone in September 2021. I was trying to hold onto it until I paid it off but it became unusable. Literally would not charge. I went into the AT&T store and they looked at me like I…

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