Jane of the North Jane, this is spot on and priceless, thank you! How have I not been following you sooner?

Your daddy was banging Marla after raping your mom and then banged Melania whilst still married to Marla and then banged a porn star while your brother was being born so I don't think it's Judge Merchan who is heartless.

I know it’s just an ordinary day for the moon. Millions aren’t looking. But the moon and space are magical even on an ordinary day.

She’s strangled funding to higher education, but that isn’t enough. She will now directly interfere with research if it doesn’t align with her donors beliefs. This is becoming progressively more dangerous.

Thoughts?

What do Jackie Robinson and Carly Simon have in common?

In 1952, the Robinsons needed a bigger home after the birth of their 3rd child.

The family were denied homes in NY that were 'mysteriously' pulled off the market. They had trouble viewing any new properties. (1/3)

“Why is every Biden supporter a college grad? Doesn’t make any sense?” 😂😂😂😂

It appears we have a Problem😐

Lil Ky is 8 weeks old and very busy WeRateDogs

Apparently it’s a multi-volume set.

Please enjoy my #DanielleSmith cartoon in today's Toronto Star

Junior tonight says at worst his dad’s case should be a misdemeanor but they’ve changed the Stature of Limitations. (Yes, he said stature).

I’ll explain.

Dear Barron,

Your father will not attend your graduation.

Not because he’s on trial for 34 felony charges in New York.

Not because he tried to hide his dalliance with a porn star while your mother was pregnant with you.

Not because he’s been denied leave by…

I have rarely seen a defendant facing trial alone with no family, at least one person, in the courtroom for him. It's a sad commentary for a former president with four grown children & a wife, all of whom seem to have deserted him in the moment.

Just opened an old envelope and this bad boy fell out

Good morning

Nature is Amazing ☘️ Dolphin is a loving creature ❤️

Nature is Amazing ☘️ What a crocodile looks like, underwater

Canadians have no idea how badly some Albertans hate Canada. You do not feel it or see it until you live here. It is an unbridled hatred that exists here. If you ask them most of the time they can't even tell you why they hate Canada other than Trudeau and Quebec.

Small town ethics:
We ordered cushions for the patio furniture from the Amazon.

Griff our delivery guy and pretty much my best friend saw our garage door was open so he put our new cushions in the garage and closed it so they wouldn’t blow away or get stolen.

🤷🏽‍♀️kindness

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My pregnant wife called me at work, she said — Something Is Wrong.

She was distraught.

She said she was heading to our OB/GYN. I told her I’d meet her there.