for everybody who wanted this here you go

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robpizzaman Daily Loud My cranium is as strong as solid steel, if they even attempted to stomp me, their feet would become severed from their ankle due to the blunt force trauma of my skull

There’s not a better feeling than this.

Jimothy/Jaime 🇵🇦✨ As a man who exudes pure masculinity, I have absolutely ZERO EYELASHES, and in fact MINIMAL EYEBROW as well. Real men let their BEAUTIFUL IRISES tell their FACE’S LIFE STORY in a way that is much more SOFT AND SUPPLE than that of the ABSOLUTE HOOPLAH that is the Beatle’s music

@bri_says_helloo That is absolutely unacceptable reprehensible behavior that should have been snuffed out by their parents when they were children. If I were John Lennon’s father, I would have dressed that boy in CORDUROYS and SLACKS, and taught him the JOYS OF LIFE’S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS

Bro made a rap song about how he doesn’t want to see women wearing yoga pants at the gym 💀. Nothing I tweet will ever outdo this 😔

NBA scouts are loving Brandon Miller’s ability to create shots for others

RT if Brian Daboll should be coach of the year

good reddit first post i saw there😭this is high art

if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs

Now that Twitter is ending, I can finally devote 100% of my time towards bench pressing the average woman’s phone number whilst power skipping to and fro from my lavish beach houses, each of which I crafted using only some twine, toothpaste, and my love of the grind

The feeling of seeing that your favorite employee at the place you regularly get food won employee of the month must be similar to fatherhood

In honor of Veterans Day I’m proposing we start another world war

The sexual thrill of eating a good sandwich is quite comparable to many of the worlds finest feelings

DeMzu Daily Loud It’s like racist but with rap. Bro your a rapist.