When a little kid takes a sip out of your water bottle…

Thank you to the person who painted the back of this truck.
Sincerely,
Every driver who wants to wake up their sleeping passenger in the scariest way possible.

Sleeping on the job.. 😅

It’s fun to stay at the…

Super annoying when furniture gets possessive.

Whoever taught Ron DeSantis how to laugh must have taught Donald Trump how to drink.

He crashed his bike.. 😅

Super annoying when furniture gets possessive.

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Fact: Horses get farted on more than any other animal.

It’s fun to stay at the…

SUPER FUN FACT: Later this evening, my dog Popcorn will take a short walk around the neighborhood before not being shot in the face.

Cashier: “The receipt’s in the bag”

Me: “You too”

When they’ve explained something to you five times and you still don’t get it…

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Never forget your dino.. 😅