The two most iconic people without noses? Roger and Voldemort. Not a coincidence. #AmericanDad

Mimosas lead to the best ideas. #AmericanDad

If you’ve attended one of Uncle Roger’s orgies you may be entitled to compensation. #AmericanDad

Has anyone told Kim K. she forgot the little front underwear pocket in SKIMS men’s collection? #AmericanDad

“All we had to do was get our act together for one night… you know who does have their act together? The foster care system.” - Steve #AmericanDad

Shout out to all the social workers, but not the good kind, the media kind. #AmericanDad

Motivational Monday Thoughts: When they go low, hit 'em in the boners. #AmericanDad

Traits you need to pet sit Klaus:
Definitely, no warts
Definitely, no warts
Definitely, no warts

#AmericanDad

Find a bestie that’s as pathetic as you are. <3 #AmericanDad

It’s Klaus’s fishbowl, we’re just swimming in it. #AmericanDad

“My ex-wife used to make me feel like an outsider even when I was inside-her.” #AmericanDad

Who did it better Taylor Swift or Roger? #AmericanDad

Anyone giving out pretzels tonight deserves to get haunted by Genevieve Vavance. #AmericanDad

Roger-approved 👍

If you’re dressing up as an American Dad character for Halloween, this is your sign to seek therapy immediately. (But also, drop a pic.) #AmericanDad

Are Scooby snacks actually edibles? Argue in the comments about it. #AmericanDad