As I sit in the dark, a whippoorwill sings to me. My Appalachian granny always told me the call of the 'will signaled that something bad was going to happen.....we shall see 🪶

Meanwhile, in the small town of Lewisburg, Governor Jim Justice Jim Justice dubiously sits amongst a pile of judgements, past due notices, lein documents, and UNPAID bills 🤡🎪🤡🎪🤡

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

YAZZZZZZZ!!!! 🍪 > 🌙😂

If you're following me and really really want me to follow you back, i can't actually scroll through my followers but it's alot easier to find you if youre one of the first people to retweet this

This was Zomi in Pakistan….like so many other missions….always a brave soul….an Angel….
Dear Zomi I have no words….but I promise you, your spirit will always be with us…we will always feed people, with love and kindness….you made all of us better…..You made invisible…

Longggggggggg day. Tornados are not fun

We are aware of reports that members of the World Central Kitchen team have been killed in an IDF attack while working to support our humanitarian food delivery efforts in Gaza. This is a tragedy. Humanitarian aid workers and civilians should NEVER be a target. EVER.

Karoline Leavitt Biden-Harris HQ Next Easter is 4/20. If you’re triggered about tomorrow’s celebration, buckle up.

This is the award winning thread to be remembered in all Twitter lore, here and hereafter 😂😂😂🏆💀💀💀💀💀

On the bright side: no one can tell me I’m wrong about these assholes ever again…

Coyotes are everywhere down below my porch 🐺 (sound up)

I love Glenfiddich Whisky 🥃

For strong coffee, we give thanks and praise

This tweet is Grand Champion 🏆

Grand Champion Evergreen tweet, with secondary universal application to ignorance 🏆🥇🎖️🙌🏽#️⃣1️⃣

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Imma make me a sammiche with Duke's Mayo 😂🏈🏟️⛰️