Every year I retweet this piece on how to spot drowning. Last year someone replied saying they’d read my RT the previous year and later rescued a kid. TL;DR: drowning kids usually don’t scream or splash about. slate.com/technology/201…

Getting angrier the more I think about it. When Andy Burnham was taking a stand it was because he knew low paid workers in the north couldn’t survive on 67% furlough. Gov has now accepted this isn’t enough when it comes to the country as a whole. Pure contempt for the north.

Shame on you Robert Largan conservative MP for High Peak. This smug man voted against feeding vulnerable children during school holidays. You don’t represent me. Bring back Ruth George

#ShameOnYou #NotInMyName #ToriesOut

No individual initiative will substitute for a collective declaration that, working together, the world’s governments will do whatever it takes. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Tried to show Boris Johnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to lie on a pile of coats on the floor of a Leeds hospital.

The PM grabbed my phone and put it in his pocket:

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Apologies but just smashed my jaw on the kitchen table as it divorced my face after reading this. “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....”

The people that told you brexit was needed to give more money to the NHS are now chatting with the U.S. about which bits they can flog off whilst literally burning money because of brexit. Register to vote.
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Greenland sharks, one of nature’s least elegant creatures, have an estimated lifespan of up to six hundred years. nyer.cm/GEsM5Lf

FIFA president Gianni Infantino has just told Boca Juniors president Daniel Angelici, that if Boca do not play tonight, they will be disqualified.

I have a duty to act in the best interests of the PFA. Sometimes you have to make a stand for what is right. Football is rapidly evolving, players are rapidly evolving and the PFA needs to evolve too. Players past, present and future need a PFA for the modern player.

Here is a link to EVERY episode of 'Inside No.9' from all four series -courtesy of BBC iPlayer. Get them WATCHED ffs. bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05…

This hasn't aged well looking at the Tory chaos in the commons at the moment 😳

School spending on pupils cut by 8% says the IFS. This analysis is just the latest evidence of the damage that Tory cuts have done to our schools, denying a generation of children the opportunities they deserve. bbc.com/news/amp/educa…

Tbf to David Davis, we've all considered resigning at 11.30pm on a Sunday night

David Davis has resigned. Spare us weeks of this coalition of chaos falling to pieces - and give us a general election.

David Davis resignation now shows the Tory party is in complete disarray and not governing in the national interest. This nonsense cannot continue, even the Tory spin doctors cannot surely spin a positive message out of this debacle, it's time for the Tories to go #ToryFail

To be honest I thought Germany have looked a bit tired, maybe they should have a winter break.