Beautiful night of fights at #UFC299 despite @jon_anik's garbage comments on C H🖕🏽T O🇪🇨V E R A

These guys were meant to fight each other #UFC297 #UFC297 live

C'mon Mark do the right thing already. #HireAP #Raiders fan since '88. Patriot way ain't our way #RaiderNation

Why the fuck is my lil kid seeing #exorcist commercials??

Hell Yeah Detroit Lions !!!!

French Bulldogs are the fresh new pair of Jordans

Me on Naked and Afraid: 'I'm a grower not a show'er'

Lame fight Tim #UFCVegas74

I'm in subdued mood, drank 9 bottles that some dude brewed

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary yup.

Drum n Bass saved #Coachella

My friends tend to find things before they get lost.

I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd I was shrewder
She thought it quite crude to be pursued in the nude
I pursued her subdued her and screwed her

Word of the Day
prof·li·ga·cy
reckless extravagance or wastefulness in the use of resources.
'there is no conceivable justification for such fiscal profligacy'

As a kid i'd stare at the sky hoping to see a UFO...these days I hope to see an asteroid the size of Texas #ELE

The Red Wedding. so bad.

Is 'unmazing' a word...No I just made it up. #Raiders #JoshMcDaniels #Raiders Nation #unmazing Unmazing: utterly shitting the Egyptian cotton linen sheets when the toilet was within spitting distance.

Please stop abusing the word superlative. Thanks.

During my food coma it hit me...It's been a week since Pete Davidson pillaged another national treasure.

What's the symbolic logic equation for 'I do what I do because of you'
(A=Z)+Y/B
Need a lil help here...