Bleeding out in the street rather than dying peacefully in a bed surrounded by your family to own the Libs. (I know there's no shortage of candidates lately but Whitlock has a strong claim on being the dumbest person on the internet)

My favorite part of the CHALLENGERS score (other than it being super motivational when you're running to catch a train) is Mariqueen whispering 'touch yourself' on the vocal track which is objectively funny considering it's meant to play under scenes of tennis.

The only review of CHALLENGERS that matters just dropped (three guesses who but you won't need two of them).

Not publishing my review for a couple weeks but CHALLENGERS becomes 1000x funnier when you realize it was written by Celine Song’s husband. Clearly he had a different take on “inyeon.”

The Jeff Wells to Cannes GoFundMe is like the ending of IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE if all the citizens of Bedford Falls rallied around the worst man in town.

Sally Jessy Raphael is looking *rough* these days.

Ace is a classic dumb guy who's convinced himself that he's both the czar of Hollywood & a great wordsmith. 'Flaming pile of bile' is not an actual expression & doesn't make a lick of sense if you think about it. But sure, keep daydreaming you're Thalberg from your studio apt.

Come on thirtysomething actresses thirsty for an Oscar nomination, there's a middling Netflix film calling out to be made from this story!

The top half a dozen replies under this are paid blue checkmarks claiming the covid vaccine caused this woman's cancer. Nuke this trash site from fucking orbit.

I know magazine covers don’t have the cachet they used to but I wish I could tell 15 year old me that this would happen someday. This is even more improbable than the 2 Oscars.

She's tweeted about the Biden administration/the 'evil' of the left more than 20 times today and it's not even 3pm. But do go on about having an unhealthy obsession...

NGL, pretty funny to pull this move the same week THE FIRST OMEN opens.

I'm too classy to celebrate in public when someone awful has died but rest assured my text threads are *lit* right now.

The subtweets about an upcoming new release still under embargo are all over the t/l tonight. Guess there really is no GODZILLA MINUS ONE halo effect…

Every time I spot this guy on the left (most recently in the new ROAD HOUSE) I always think he's one of the Please Don't Destroy boys. Tell me I'm not the only one sees this?

My review of the new GHOSTBUSTERS is up at InRO. I appreciate that my editor let me write in the first person because I personally have so many questions about how this particular business operates & this film gave me way too much time to think about them. inreviewonline.com/2024/03/21/gho…

2 things can be true at the same time:

1. Wilder in the late 1970's and 80's was fully in his elderly crank phase & harbored a lot of resentment for New Hollywood (which Kubrick kind of straddled).

2. Anyone using this quote as a cudgel against Wilder's talents is a fool.

This is a good quote but “they don’t let us win” coming from 5-time Academy Award winner Coppola is pretty rich.