Is Quinoa one of the Phoenix brothers?

It would be great if this anxiety could help me with sh't that actually matters...

Show me your muffins. Blueberries and all.

There’s just somethin’ women like about a pick up man.

Everyone’s wants to be a tossed salad till it’s time to get the dressing.

Some people need a high five to the face with a shovel

When someone says something you didn't quite hear, but you pretend you heard and laugh loudly and they look at you surprised but thinking, this guy really gets me

Small unrecognizable emojis match my actual emotions perfectly.

The grace and peace
from yesterday
continue to share
their shine and
light the path of calm
that was found in
the threads of today’s
sweet moments

I feel bad about a lot of things but right now I mostly feel bad about finishing this box of glazed doughnuts.

You know what’s sexy—
doing what you say you’ll do.

Keep your relationship private.
Don't treat it like a community project announcing it's issues and seeking advice from others.
Listen to each other instead of the world.

Given the state of things *motions wildly at everything,* we are definitely not eating nearly enough potatoes

Tried to scroll down on my phone with my computer mouse and oddly enough it did not work

When you’re here you can be your authentic self. No need to compete with others. No need to be jerks. We’re all decent human beings supporting each other through every day shit and there’s nothing more real than that.

Kindness is a medicine with good side effects

My mom tells the worst dad jokes.

Is 21 points good or bad?

Single people use half of their bed for remotes, phone, pillows, and snacks.