my upstairs neighbours every 4 days

help me I just read some code I wrote 3 years ago

live from Vancouver

getting accepted into Heaven but it's a motel and it's all booked up anyway so I go to my backup (Hell) instead and it is ALSO a motel and ALSO has no vacancy

Happy Friday everyone

One representative of every land animal is chosen to fight each other. Who emerges as the one true apex predator?

Never written this thing the same way twice

POV: you decided to have a little treat

I'm so excited!!! 😁😁🌚☀️

Me (recently purchased a goose): Does this apartment allow birds?

[to the tune of Mama Mia] panspermia

The aliens talking about not invading the solar system's second planet because it would melt their spaceships:

Ty to everyone who tried to help, I FINALLY identified the song. For a million dollars I could not tell you why I remembered this riff as quacking.

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Gang I am losing my mind. I have a tiny fraction of a mystery song stuck in my head. It's a voice that sounds almost like a duck quacking 'wawawa' and then doing it again at a lower pitch. Pleasee save me if you know what this is

tim gill after tweeting for the 10,000th time that grad students should work on weekends

look at that horse look at that horse

Beyoncé's Blackbird cover oh my god

getting better at this stuff