Short message. But to the point.

We now have the worst access to healthcare anywhere in Europe.
The Tories have been in power since 2010. I’m sure there’s no connection whatever. None. Zilch….

So true…..

All I did was point out that he bought his seat in the HoL and that he was in no position to comment on democracy when he’s trying to shoehorn Johnson into becoming PM again…

Lord Cruddas of Shoreditch

The Welsh WAGs have arrived in Doha. There’s no stopping us now…

I’ve just seen some publicity material for the new Sex in the City series……..

Your Chancellors since July. Strong and stable government…..

You can always rely on the Express to get it right. They most certainly have their finger on the pulse. Oh, yes….

Coming back to fix Brexit? Yeah, right.

Well, you can’t say Truss hasn’t started her reign with a bang. But not the bang she was expecting……

This is quite sobering. What happened in 2016? Anyone?

Figures speak for themselves. The gap between rich and not so rich widens….

2 weeks to get a GP appointment doesn't strike me as the most ambitious of targets.

What a clown….

Seems about right…..

walking past the barista in starbucks to get to the toilet when I haven't bought anything

With the money safely offshore…….

Our next PM, folks. Speaks with forked tongue. Just like Johnson. How long before the first letters go into Brady?

Do we actually own anything of worth here in the U.K.?