Rise above negativity and let your actions speak for themselves. Surround yourself with positive people and channel your energy into positive endeavors. Protecting your reputation is about empowering yourself, not engaging in futile battles.

It’s been almost a year since I last logged in to this site. Missed all you fuckers. (Can I say fuckers now?)

Who actually falls for these weight loss magic pills or creams with Celebrities showing their results? MF you have a personal trainer, private chef, and a million dollar cocaine habit. STFU

You can read it a million times I don’t think it’s gonna change how delicious bessy the cow tastes.

How to insult someone on Facebook, and not get put in FB jail

Just sent a text message in which I was pretty mad. So of course I used the old trusty JFC to get my point across. Ducking autocorrect changed it & now I’m hungry for chicken.

Useless guys are called tools. I’m wondering what the most useless tool is. What do you think is the most useless tool?

What’s a good indicator that you’re having too much sex?

If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance.

Trash talked by many
Hated by some
Guess how many fucks I give?
It’s less than one

Join me on #TikTokNow tiktok.com/@fuqunicorn/no…

One of my expectations for someone I’m dating is good chemistry. Although I draw the line when its manufacturing crystal meth.

Please stop telling me to accept Jesus. I already did. Except went by Jesùs and would sell me cocaine.

I feel more authentic telling people congratulations when their divorce is finalized than when they get engaged or married. 🤷‍♂️

Serious question:
If a woman requested a dick pick and wanted an object in the picture for scale. What item would be best to use to make it look bigger than it is?

You ever intentionally given someone terrible advice just to see how it plays out? Purely for your amusement.

If you had to describe your 2022 with just the title of a song, what would it be?

(Anyone that says “California Love” will be blocked and reported)