Na wanaume mjichunge sana,sahii ni kubaya sana, kuteka mrembo kwa klabu especially if she tells you she lives in kilimani is very risky,kabla mpande gari ya kuenda poling station kupiga kura make sure umeguza yeye huko chini uskie ballotbox iko namna gani,ni rahisi sana kugeuziwa…

Kibaki used to be my worst ever President. Until William Ruto came.

Let me first mention the greatest legacy of Kibaki: LUCK. No commentator has ever gone behind the scenes to analyse just how lucky the man was, and how he never went back to his point of luck to say THANK YOU.…

What's the latest from the Jomo Kenyatta International Aquarium (JKIA)?

I've Been offline busy doing house hunting, nakuja huku napata kimeumana saidii. This William Ruto guy is Veeeery Veeeery smart, ametupiga checkmate dakika za mwisho mwisho. The new CDF General Charles Kahariri is 61, according to the Tonje rules, retirement age for CDF is 62yrs.…

Hi Cyprian.
Kindly share this across all your social media platforms.
Tropical Storm Hidaya is building up heading towards Dares Salaam Tanzania

Kenyan Coast likely to experience Cyclone Hidaya, resulting in heavy rains and strong winds. The government says it has put measures to fight its effects. As at 8:00p.m, the tropical Storm Hidaya is seen building up heading towards Dares Salaam Tanzania

Imagine a new tax called Motor Vehicle Tax. It will be enforced at 5% of the value of the car. If your car is KES 1.5M, then 5% would be KES 75,000. That’s a lot of taxation man. This on top of every other taxes we are being subjected to. These guys deserve to be kicked out of…

People along Kinungi to Naivasha, there is a dam in one of the Kenyatta's Farms just on the left of the place called Laini as you head to Naivasha. It is almost spilling over, and it will do so within the next few hours; PLEASE MOVE AWAY FROM THAT PLACE TOWARDS MWEGA VILLAGE AND…

There is a stage every man must go through in life called blank stage. You feel nothing, you are attracted to nothing and you are free from material things. Here you can lose everything and still feel nothing. People can walk away and still feel nothing, such a strange phase.

They won't call this El nino because they already ate the money.

I’m a firm believer that men need to sh*t test women.

Try this one test and it will tell you everything you need to know about her…
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If you’re married you don’t have to try this test because you’ve likely already lived it.

If you’re dating, RUN from any woman that fails this…

Masinga Dam full to highest level ever recorded - KenGen citizen.digital/news/masinga-d…

This man is incompetent and because of him Kenya power services have deteriorated. This is the face of incompetence and cluelessness

BREAKING NEWS.

His Excellency Dr William Ruto, President of the Republic of Kenya and Commander-in-Chief of the Defence Forces, has today promoted Lt-Gen Charles Muriu Kahariri to the rank of General and appointed him the Chief of Defence Forces (CDF).

Air Force Commander Maj…

Unagonga mtu aje na bowling ball ? A shawty has just become brain dead ,now look at you 💀💀 facing life in jail

Save money.

Instal solar.

Live off-grid.

Be free.

#BetterTogether

CONFIRMED: Kenya hit by nationwide power blackout amidst heavy rains and widespread flooding wreaking havoc across the country.

Is there a national power blackout or I am the only one affected?

Nairobi kunani?

Larry Madowo is not an appointee for the Kenyan Embassies, he is a journalist for CNN. His job is to report facts. Exposing the rot in the government does not mean he hates his country. The more he is insulted, the more he exposes the lies. The whole world stands with…