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Jon

@ArfMeasures

I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please.

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Me: *Trying to sneak to the fridge for a late night snack*

Hardwood floors: ALLOW ME TO SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

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[1st day at work]
BOSS: erm...we have No Smoking rules here

ME: That's great, David *blows out smoke* most places have loads of smoking rules

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Dad: People overcome adversity all the time. Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?

Me: *never blinks again*

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[first day as a pilot]

control tower: what are your coordinates

me: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion

control tower: can you be more specific

me: simba

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[Thanksgiving, watching movie with gf's family]
Me *whispering* all the swearing and violence is so awkward

Gf: just ignore them and watch the movie

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