Person at the polling station had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and they TOOK IT

Habs fans in the feed trying to chirp both Toronto and Boston. Sit down sweetie, the playoff teams are busy. #BOSvsTOR

BREAKING: None of the Chicago police officers probed for their ties to far-right extremist groups like the Proud Boys or Oath Keepers will be fired by city officials, a spokesperson for the Chicago Police Department told @WTTW News Thursday. news.wttw.com/2024/05/02/cpd…

Elon Musk decreed today that he is going to give a literal neo-Nazi free rein here.

North Ukraine is again seeing an aurora... a sign of good hope for us all.

The Shallow State Have you seen this? It is frightening how disordered this is.

“Of course, age is an issue. I’m a grown man, and I’m running against a six-year-old,” President Biden jokes at the White House Correspondents Dinner. “Age is the only thing we have in common…My vice president actually endorses me.”

Remembering Bob Cole, the soundtrack of hockey ❤️

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…

new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back until tomorrow morning

european office at 4pm:

The Gateway Pundit, a conspiracy website, declares bankruptcy. It was part of the right-wing ecosystem that has done enormous damage to the country and to truth. Good riddance.
mediaite.com/news/the-gatew…

Unmasking Nationalist-13, the neo-Nazi active club from southwestern Ontario.

🧵and link ⬇️

redtablecollective.noblogs.org/post/2024/04/2…

An NBA player named Kirk Cousins as his favorite current non-NBA athlete.

Why? The NBA player said: “Kirk Cousins because he gets paid and doesn’t have to win or don’t have to do anything and made $400 million off of one playoff win. Legend.”

goodnight forever

This is a man in his 50s reacting to there being women in warhammer 💀

Guess I'll head over to Threads, then.

#SHOGUN If Yabushige was a YouTuber.

My theory: Trump’s legal team sedated him.

Terrible day of repression in Iran today. Widespread attack on women who are not covering their hair in Tehran and other cities. Moral police vans all over the place. People who have expressed antiwar sentiments threatened online.

Search 'explosion Tehran' and you'll find hundreds of blue check accounts making false claims using images from the 2020 gas explosion or the 2021 refinery fire.

There has been no attack on Tehran, Twitter is just a cesspool filled with misinformation these days. Good job, Elon.