Sod it. 80% is enough.

Have spent the time usefully, trimming bushes

No, topiary, you idiots. Yeesh. I need a better cadre of followers

'We said nothing!'

I can hear the way you think from here.

Wasted half a day. Decided to go for walk in Hills

Realised phone was dead. And portable charger.

Now wasting time waiting for phone to charge...

Sigh

I mean I love fashion, but the logistics of this are just wrong. Any outfit where you have to physically get fully undressed just to go to loo is insane

Cats, summed up in one image

I am death, destroyer of worlds, and I stretch out and lie upon the ashes of the destruction I have wrought. Bite me.

Canadians, do I put butter on first?

No bacon, forgot to pick some up

I'm beginning to wonder if these people are real or just actually a really bad dystopian AI?

For a giant radioactive ball of endless nuclear explosions spewing electromagnetic energy at us in such phenomenal volumes it could potentially one day wipe out all communications and power lines in the northern hemisphere...

It is so very pretty 🥰❤️

Me when I worked with horses: up early, get horsies brekkie

Me when I had cats: get up, feed kitties

Me with the bird feeder: get up, top up food for birdies

Me with me: get up... (1hr later...) (Grabs coffee) Stomach: Hey! What about me?

Managed to catch the warp drive engaging last night