True Story 💥

I just love his profile..

Loved this book by Abbi Waxman. Sad in places but mostly funny and heartwarming with great characters and feel-good vibes. Recommended! #BooksWorthReading #BookTwitter #bookX 😊📚

Super pumped to be at the The London Palladium to see Nerina Pallot performing live. Looking forward to a great night.

And, would you believe it, I find myself sitting next to Yuri Bezmenov's Ghost 🥸! 😁

I just popped to a supermarket. In the carpark, there were *three* separate homeless ‘camps’ housing 5 different people.

How is this ok in 2024 Britain?💔

I spoke to two of them. One lady told me her hubby had died & eventually she’d found herself on the street. She has a dog…

My son had a great idea for a film. A remake of The Exorcist, with Father Ted and Father Dougal in the lead roles. Over to you, Graham Linehan!

‘First-time mum Ash Good was pushing her nine-month-old daughter Harriet in a pram through Westfield at Bondi Junction, when the knifeman leant inside and stabbed the baby girl. Then he turned his fury on her.’
dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/dying…

A wonderful trip out to Wadi Hanifah with Crumb and Luna. Lots of sniffing and exploring, a few appearances on the locals’ Snapchats and a long sleep after! She’s getting stronger every day. Becky Carlzon - pets and nature! 💜🐾💜

Good friends, Sir Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman.

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

Don’t lose that young spirit inside, Happy Saturday✌🏾

Delighted to be invited on GB News by the brilliant Nana Akua

5pm tomorrow

It will be a bit different, because I'll be talking about me, and a bit of politics very close to my heart - Social Mobility

So my 13 years volunteering with my own BVL: Improving social mobility in law and the The Social Mobility Foundation

I thought my CV was already good but this just tops it off tbh

It seems that the pregnant one wishes to make her nest on me.

Please bring towels.

Typical of those in positions of power and influence to come out in support of the latest report on any given subject, pretending that they were always of that view when, in fact, the very opposite is true.

They throw people under the bus and then expect us to believe otherwise.

Portreath beach (Cornwall) right now.

'Morning all.
Rose from my slumbers to find a bright, sunny and reasonably warm am.
The last bank in my cute lil' Kent village has now closed
so today I must cross the mighty river and hack my way to and through the jungle of Chatham to find the nearest branch.

Wish me luck...

Local dry cleaner’s weekly joke 👍

“Butter versus margarine: which is the healthiest spread?”

Personally, I prefer butter. It tastes better and isn’t ultra processed like margarine.

bbc.com/future/article…

Do anyone else's dogs go bonkers around 5pm.
We call it The 5 O'Clock club..then they get fed then all is calm

Me and Axel on #NationaPetDay

First outdoor drinks of 2024…😎👍