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@AskEldritch

writer, artist, and usually have good advice. hate: pedos, racists. I'm, Bi/Pan. Pagan. OMG40!!!18+! she/her ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง

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calendar_today03-12-2018 21:17:52

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So to all my fellow glasses wearers, were you also little shits as kids and stare directly into the sun, even after you were told not to? Because they never gave, what you thought was a good reason reason?
No? Just me?
Ok.

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Misogynists say things like 'what is your purpose' to women because they hate that women are choosing to be happily single rather than live unhappily with misogynists. Women do not owe entitled misogynists our time, attention, or relationships.

'My purpose is clear. To destroyโ€ฆ

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As the marine ship drew closer to our rudderless own, the growls of anger and frustration rose from my mates. If they took any alive, we would hang. Our only way out was to fight to the death. We were damned anyway, why not take some with us?

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After the storm, one of the worst I've seen, the village gathered at the shore. Praying. Hoping. Straining to see any sign of the boats that had gone out fishing. Tension was rising when we spotted the sails and we began cheering; even as we counted three less..

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We dove down to survey the ship our sensors told us was down here. Sometimes when I dive for these salvage jobs I wonder how and why these ships sunk, but the hole in the hull was obviously the reason. Funny though. It looked as if it exploded outwards...

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Yay or nay? I'm asking :
Main Character is in STEM. In class at the university, when his head suddenly shoots up and he shrieks in horrified understanding
'That was a DATE?!?!?'
Cue everyone, including the teacher laughing at his obliviousness

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So, on today's issue of 'brain, what are you doing?'; I was dreaming, and a background character said the words 'spicy water', and I just stared at this random character so shocked and offended, I woke up ๐Ÿ˜‚ I spent 5 full minutes worried that English teachers were after me

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