Welcome to Yoda Day here in the civilized world.

Fourth of May with you be.

(Next up: Pi Day on the 22nd of July.)

#MayThe4th #MayTheFourth #MayTheFourth BeWithYou

Why would the media pick up on a Police and Crime Commissioner caught speeding five times? It’s a mystery…

So Cllr Ben Bradley MP, having failed to get a third job, considers scaling back to one job, in a futile attempt to avoid having no job.

Buffoon Lee Anderson on #r4today straight into puffing himself up into a state of self-righteous indignation at the entirely reasonable characterisation that he defected from the Conservatives.

He has always been a twit, but now he is just an embarrassing caricature.

Lovely to see Bill Nighy the Actor Guy being the one who is trending, and for this.

Just been out to vote for candidates who barely bothered to campaign, for two roles that I don’t believe should exist (PCC and mayor for made-up region). Rarely have I felt more inclined to spoil my ballot.

On the plus side, I do get a lovely polling station to do it in.

Why would they waste taxpayers’ money on a videographer to promote what is so clearly a failure of government?

And, just like that, I am far less likely to buy another Tesla (even if I hadn’t been mis-sold FSD last time round). Nice work, Elon Musk.

Enjoying the rather twisted political drama #Morten from Walter Presents UK.

But why do Dutch people insert random English phrases into their conversations?

Humza Yousaf — more staying power than a lettuce.

#bookoftheweek didn’t start well by asserting that the first exoplanet was detected in 1995; here’s the 1992 detection. nature.com/articles/35514…

Last week it was a comment on Notts TV. This week it is a joke in The Poke. A star is born.

(thepoke.com/2024/04/29/rig…)

Happier days…

A good time had by all at the #ayupmarket (and not just because they spelled “ay up” correctly).

Right Said Fred are just bent out of shape because their plausible concert venues are being repurposed.

This’ll get the conspiracy theory nitwits over-excited. (esa.int/ESA_Multimedia…)