Final straw. Goodbye. You can find me on Mastodon. Fuck Trump and fuck Elon.

I'm not sure how well a furnace, let alone a solitary spark, would fare inside a methane filled wooden tomb.

You just began a sentence with a snake speaking and you expect us to take this seriously?

If only maga knew this.

Nothing says biblical romance like purchasing your wife with 200 penis clippings from the corpses of your father-in-law's enemies.

DON’T 👏🏼 SAY 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 BELIEVE 👏🏼 IN 👏🏼 BIBLICAL 👏🏼 MARRIAGE 👏🏼 IF 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 DIDN’T 👏🏼 OFFER 👏🏼 THREE 👏🏼 GOATS 👏🏼 FOR 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WIFE

Well that ain't true.

The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled.
- Genesis 6:6

Somehow I feel like this would be your taste in advent calendar Seth Andrews

Good morning!

Did you all sleep okay? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

Baked mac & cheese. Praise cheesus!

Ganesha, keep your pervy trunk off my trunks!

It looks like the bird didn't sign a DNR before Elon took charge. I'm going to start to be less on here on more on Mastodon. Feel free to join me and the others.
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Good morning!

I see these crosses all alongside the roads. Persecuted my ass.

I'm starting to think cats like me.

How to tell the world you are a vile human being in under 280 characters.