bi girl velvet couch green

Cosmic_Kakapo Handstand and spread. It’s grotesque.

San Francisco politics is so universally unintelligent its like painful to read about.

Got to watch the sun rise in a different state ☀️

That his deaf and dead ex gf was murdered by getting run over by a tractor

I have a theory that smart people aren't always funny but funny people are always smart

blocking isn’t enough i want them to get lice

me if being mean when i wake up was a crime

Just so we all know, I am not worried about the trajectory of my career! Baby girl is thriving ❤️

It’s been a month since I found out my high school friend died & I know there’s a lot of GFM’s around but I wanted to share this again if I could. She would’ve been turning 27 two weeks ago gofund.me/c6476819

top gay professions:
1) barista
2) overworked nonprofit employee
3) teacher
4) urban planner
5) lockeed martin

Hear me out…a library/bar where you can just sit there quietly with a drink and read.

Me after I hit the 'End Meeting' button and return back to my true form

i forgot jesus died today FUCK i knew the vibes were off

In 2006 America wanted to see one thing and one thing only: Steve Martin being a French guy who is UNABLE to pronounce the word Hamburger

A dark worsted suit without a tie is like the night sky without stars. You don't look like George Clooney; you look like every office worker who hates their job. But if men expand their understanding of suits beyond the basics, they can more skillfully dress things down.

no YOUR father art in heaven. my father is probably just hanging out

the most romantic thing to ever happen to me is every girl friendship in my life